McDonalds and I are in a love-hate relationship
I love eating them, they love my money… But I hate the self-loathing it brings, and the money I spend. But damn, are McNuggets tasty.
Ahh the good old days when Saturday nights...
And now it’s movies on TV, no friends, and self-loathing.
halfdeadands0alive: froggyflan: I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like Have you ever seen Peter Pan She tries to MURDER WENDY MURDER also she’s a jealous monster why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
sadistic-tampon: themano: Pika I JUST HIT MY HEAD ON THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GOD.
I've made 10m in the last 2 days
This is more than I’ve ever made ever. I’m not including Boot drops from Glacors because those are so rare and unlikely that they can be thought of to be outliers. But, holy fucking shit. Why didn’t I do QBD earlier? *edit* and I’m halfway to affording 99 prayer. That’s a really hard choice. Do I get 99 prayer or have a nice cash pile in-case I ever need it?
zaess: trying to write the first paragraph of a thing
macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
ezioauditoress: im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
Reason #37163 why Harry is not in Ravenclaw
Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum...
Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO?
1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
The only times I think about being straight is...
sadspockpanda: STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.
trillow: if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
moondoggiestyle: at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick
justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
So, Thursday I did my first QBD kill ever. Since then, I’ve killed her about 30 times. I’ve died 3 times. I have a 90% success rate. Which, for 3 days in, I’d say that’s pretty good. Twice I’ve had enough resources left over to do a 2-kill trip. I don’t use a BOB but I do use Dreadnips. In those 30 times, I’ve gotten all 4 Dragonkin journals and 1 Royal...
chalkos: People who wanna become a Satanist because of a few things they read on Tumblr People who wanna become a Satanist because of the self-empowerment principles and actual respect it gives its practitioners but only have been told true things about it from Tumblr (I bet most of them only know Satanism isn’t devil worshiping because of Tumblr)
If girls had a penis for a day:
i-say-no-to-status-quo: No I’ll be more like : OR you forgot one I CAN’T BREATHE
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me