they have the ability to change their skin coloration and texture on command
I want a boyfriend. Like a legitimate boyfriend. You know, I want to have a relationship that’s deep, that’s sincere and challenging and scary. Not, you know…I want it to be real. I want to meet a guy that I have a lot in common with and ask him out and learn about his family on a park bench in the middle of the night and if things go really well maybe invite him back to my place and watch Harry Potter.
i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
Why would you do this to me..
Marilyn knew what was up
Me to the person cutting my hair
Oh god what have I done!?